Top Ten Reasons for not having Termites

The top ten reasons for NOT having/getting TERMITES are:

10. They’ll eat your house down

9.  They’ll eat a hole in your hardwood floor breaking a high heel

8.  They’ll eat a hole in the front doorsill so visitors can see inside

7.  Termite damage is not covered by insurance

6.  Lumber is expensive

5.  Carpenters are more expensive

4.  Swarmers may fly up your nose

3. Swarmers may fly up your date’s nose

2.  Termites eat day and night

1.  They will EAT YOUR HOUSE

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