Ten Reasons Squirrels are not man's best friend

10. Squirrels will chew holes in your roof
9. They will destroy your insulation
8. Like to run around at dawn every morning
7. Squirrels may fall down the chimney and stink out the house
6. Squirrels sharing the house will annoy your pets
5. Squirrels are always making more squirrels
4. More squirrels mean more holes in the roof
3. Squirrels WILL CHEW your electrical wires
2. Like to run around the attic all day when its raining out
1. Squirrels may chew through the sheet rock to visit with the family

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